Read a selection of weird, strange, and sometimes funny sex laws from around the World. – with my associations.
Los Angeles, California: You are not allowed put two babies in the tub at the same time. – Poor moms, like “Kate plus 8″, it must take hours to get their kids ready for bed.
Ventura County, California: Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. – Yeah, that is why there is a queue in front of the “Cats’ and dogs’ intercourse office” all the time, but since cats and dogs are standing in the same line, the confusion is great!
Oblong, Illinois: It is punishable by the law to make love, while hunting or fishing, on your wedding day. – Wonder how many has time for fishing on his wedding day!
Clawson, Michigan: It is LEGAL (!!!) for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. – Chickens? What about his ducks then?
Nevada: Sex without a condom is considered illegal. – Pregnant women should be put to jail then.
Kingsville, Texas: There is a law against two pigs having sex on the city airport property. – It must be very common.
Connorsville, Wisconsin: It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.- What “gun”?
England: You are not allowed to have sex on a motorbike. One night stands are illegal too! – What about having a one night stand on a motorbike then?
Lebanon: It is legal for men to have sex with animals, unless it is a male. If someone is having sexual relations with a male animal, he is punished to death. – Wait, it gets even better!
In some near-eastern countries, it is not allowed to eat the lamb/sheep after sexual intercourse. – Well, that is a waste of valuable protein! Yuck!
Guam: The law forbids marriages with a virgin. – WTF? Men are getting payed to have sex with virgins all over the country. – What a job! What a carrier!
Cali, Colombia: A married woman may only have sex with her husband while her mother is in the same room, watching the act for the first time. – That seems very enjoyable!
Bahrain: Male gynecologists may not look directly at women’s genitals during the examination. A mirror must be used every time. – Who is holding the mirror when he needs both of his hands for the examination?
Hong Kong: A betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband, but only with her bare hands. The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. – Never sleep with a married man from Hong Kong!
Santa Cruz, Bolivia: It is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. – I wonder how big this problem must have been before the law came???
So, stay within the law, folks!